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The first is, of course, the legendary Porsche 911 Turbo.
Now, this car likes turbochargers so much, it's got two of them,
which means that this baby can go from 0 to 60 in 3.4 seconds,
which makes it about as fast as a lap dancer on speed.
Now, of course, the problem with this car has always been its image.